Oh hello, the ghost of Troubled Joe here. Some 18 months ago I started a new position in my career. It’s been challenging and rewarding and scary af if I’m honest! I spend my days traveling to a mystical time zone where I work from home with a team spread across the world and we interact exclusively through video cameras. At first when I came home, I thought it was great to take a break during the day when I missed my bed. Lately I’ve grown tired of my hand and lack of human interactions. Everyone seems so busy in our pursuits. Constantly going. There's too much caffeine In my bloodstream and a lack of real spice in my life. I come to Reddit to lurk and jerk off alone since every attempt at conversation ends up having to exclaim to all of the spammers and content vendors to leave me alone because I'm alright. Im just surprised to still be on my own, despite having a spouse and a family around. I’m alone most of the time or take the dogs to the park. I workout and sit in my office on the internet. Teenagers are doing their own thing. Wife is dealing with health issues and has lost her libido for anything but cuddles most of the time. Consequently she’s often hyper focused on her career and hobby obsessions.

Oh, but don't mention love I'd hate the strain of the pain again

Im just craving a rush and a push and finding someone who wants to make a fun experience ours together and enjoy ourselves.

People who are uglier than you and I they take what they need and just leave so let’s try and sticking around and getting to know one another.

People who are weaker than you or I they take what they want from life. We should as well and enjoy it. Nothing wrong with an abundance mindset I say :)

My youth may be gone but im still a young man So phone me, phone me, phone me!!!

Looking for engaging, intelligent, flirty conversations. Not just during my work day. Weekends and evenings too when we find ourselves with time alone. Im not here to vent about my partner. Im here to take care of my own needs for more interaction. Im liberal, overly educated and well read. I have shit together, take care of myself and others and work hard at maintaining expertise in my profession and passions. I want voice and video interactions and I’m open to meeting in person but we’ll determine details as we talk. I’ve posted before and been overwhelmed with fakes and scams so please make an effort to demonstrate human intelligence. Im not interested in business deals so don’t bother!

Huge bonus points if you didn’t have to google to figure out my references. If you enjoyed them, we might definitely be compatible on other dimensions. Don’t let not knowing disqualify you though because taking an inquisitive interest and figuring something out is a very attractive trait! Let’s figure out what else we enjoy together :)