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26 [M4F] #Chicago/IL - Missing Something Vital In My Life. Could It Be You?
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Environmental-Tour-8 is a male age 26 looking for a female in Chicago, IL
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Hello fellow lurker,

We are both here for one reason or another but namely unable to leave our current marriage/relationship but also need more then what we are currently getting to stay sane.

I'm missing that spark I used to have and I'm sure you're missing it too. Is your bedroom as kinkless and dead as mine?

To give you an idea just imagine how long Santa's naughty list is...My kink list is probably longer 😉 You don't have to be into everything but if calling me Master and being forced to orgasm aren't on your Christmas list this year, we may not be a match. I promise, your kinks aren't going to scare me away.

I do want to make it clear now this is not an exit affair for me. You shouldn't be looking to change my situation or yours. We're each simply looking for that spark that makes our hearts race when that massage comes in. We're looking for our confidante to whisper our darkest thoughts. Someone to trade awful jokes with until our eyes roll and we groan because we're just that lame.

I like to think I'm pretty attractive but you can be the judge of that. I'm 5'11", white (Portuguese), muscular, dark brown hair, brown eyes with glasses. My work requires I stay clean shaven so the best beard your getting is some scruff. I work a lot but can often talk during and after work. Voice messages, phone calls, even video calls are all on the table with the goal of meeting in person. I am truly a physical person.

In my free time I enjoy driving my camaro, watching movies, playing video games, listening to music, tinkering with electronics, and working out.

Traveling is my favorite past time though. Meeting new people, seeing new places, trying new food, learning about new cultures. But the ride getting there is really the fun part, no matter how crazy it can get.

But enough about me, I wanna know more about you. Tell me your dream vacation. If you were to travel anywhere in the world, where would you go and why? Send me a message and let's find our spark.

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1 year ago