Why not look for an affair?

Not the best opening line I know. I guess that means it can only go up from here.

Let me be honest, and upfront from the start. If you don’t have the time, energy, or effort to do this then don’t waste my time. Tired of talking to someone, and they ghost when real conversations start. We’re adults act like it.

The real stuff: Married, dad of one, and in your typical roommate situation. We have a dead bedroom, zero intimacy, and I’m tired of it.

The fun stuff: I’m educated, work from home, and have totally perfected my business on top party down below zoom look. I’m 5’10 , brown hair, brown eyes. I’m average build, a whitexican, and one killer dimple. Big baseball fan, (sports in general) dirt bikes, concert lover, and coffee is what I need to survive. Oh, I may have turned 40 , but I have been told I don’t look. My cracking bones, and constant back aches say different though .

What I’m looking for: Someone In a similar situation (no cake eaters) have the time to do this, won’t disappear after 5pm, and on weekends. Let’s exchange pictures early on to see if there is attraction. No sense on waisting each others time. Also, be able to verify yourself with a video (I will do the same)Please be US based, and keep in mind my time zone I’m located in. I’m open to other time zones as long as effort is made. If we click let’s move to telegram, and for the love of god get off of Reddit. I’m big on phone calls, and video chats. If you aren’t into either of those, and only want a texting buddy then I’m not for you.

I get we’re being discreet here, and have to protect ourselves. If you can’t share basic info like your name, location, and if you delete every picture you send then I’m also not for you.

I know I wrote a lot here, and gave a lot of details. Truth is I feel like we’re all in a position to be picky when it comes to this . Why should we settle? We’re already settling in our marriages.

I’m open to meeting someone if we are within a reasonable amount of distance.

I’ll close with this. Let’s be the best part of each others day, let’s change our situations , and add happiness to our lives. I’m not afraid to go all in!