I know that guys are a dime a dozen here, but I don't think that means you shouldn't have to put any effort in. The ratio of men to women might be 200 to 1 on this subreddit, but I think the ratio of men worth talking to and women worth talking to is a lot closer than that. So let's both put in the work shall we? I think I'm worth the effort and you should feel the same about yourself.

Tell me why you think you're worth my attention. What are some of your interests that we might want to talk about? What are your greatest attributes? What is your biggest weakness? (Okay, veering too far into job interview territory there, you can ignore that one)

I'm looking for the total package. Someone that can make the hours fly by with a few messages, someone that wants to share the little things about their day with me and wants to hear about mine. Someone that is a little bit kinky and isn't afraid to explore that side of themselves.

I've done this before and know what I want, so you don't need to worry about me stringing you along, or feeling guilty and running. If you're the right match for me, I'm not going anywhere.

I'm from Canada so would prefer you were in North America. I would also like it if you were my age or younger. To avoid wasting my time or yours, I prefer women with a slim to average build. A soft body is fine, significantly overweight isn't (I mean, I won't judge you for it, it's just not my type). I shave my head, but as long as that isn't an immediate turn off, I've been told I'm handsome.

I know I haven't said too much about myself, but if you like the way I write and think we might click then please introduce yourself and we can both find out more about each other.