Happy Sunday to whomever you may be.

Word vomit descriptors, go! I'm 31, white, 6' tall, fluctuate between 190-200lbs, lift weights for work and usually watch what I eat, have shoulder length hair, a short beard, lots of hideable tattoos, well endowed, hazel eyes, usually clear skin, a big nose, and a sly grin.

Things I like: spending time with my daughter, reading, going to/watching baseball games, eating sushi (honestly my love language), working with my hands, listening to music, playing video games, and gardening.

Now that you have a decent understanding of what I look like and enjoy, I can go on about why I'm here and what I want. Basically I'm in the classic high school sweethearts turned boring and unaffectionate marriage situation. I still try to be affectionate and try to be a good and involved husband but she just isn't about it anymore. She says it's her own issue but won't actually go through therapy to fix anything despite our marriage counselor telling her she needs it. I did my own personal stint of therapy and got what I needed out of it [good bye anxiety and self loathing (most of the time)]. But to be perfectly honest, I'm lonely. We don't have anything in common anymore and her standoffishness has driven a wedge between us that she seems perfectly happy to allow to remain in place.

That's where you come in. I'm looking for a woman (25 to 40), who's in the same or a similar boat. Attraction is important, that being said I don't really have a type, just be HWP and have be charming (conventionally or unconventionally). Have interests beyond the droll "I like the outdoors but haven't been since 1999" or "I just like netflix and murder pods." Have a good sense of humor, I crack jokes frequently because I like to make people laugh and it's a great coping mechanism. Be available!!! You don't have to be at my beck and call (I won't be at yours) but don't be so busy that you can only send a message once every few hours every day, it doesn't work. I'm more available during the day and less so at night, I'm an involved father so I do get busy outside of work. I also do prefer someone in my timezone, but open to others as long as it doesn't impact ability to communicate.

Last but not least, I'm open to meeting and would prefer it, but it's not required. Sexting and stuff can also come later, I prefer to establish a friendship and mutual interest first. And I use Discord or Telegram.

Anyways, thanks for reading through my (probably poorly) written advertisement.