It’s said there were no disasters on his watch. I guess it’s true: only Hugh can prevent wildfires.

Good morning, afternoon and evening! I’m a 37 year old man who has been in a dead bedroom marriage for about 10 years. I long to enjoy someone who enjoys me, physically and emotionally, and who I enjoy in return.

I’ve struggled making connections here so far, but I’m optimistic!

While I am okay jumping in to sexting and pictures if that’s your thing, I find it sometimes works out better if we feel each other out first and chat.

I’m terms of approaches to OA, I’m flexible but I still get back pain opening the fridge too fast. Figure that one out 🤷🏻‍♂️.

I am: - a professional writer - confident yet self deprecating - actively working to improve my physical and mental health - big teddy bear of a man (but losing weight) - a Gemini, if that’s important to you - on the west coast (PST)! - a podcast enthusiast - a casual gamer - a pretty decent cook - maybe just three raccoons in a trench coat

Message me if you: - love puns almost as much as sex. If not more. - Are capable of at least five-word answers - Are of legal age but preferably between 30 and 50. - Are driven and seek self-improvement - Quick with a joke or innuendo - Like to learn (no innuendo here necessarily, I just like learning things!) - Are passionate about your work or interests. - Are as terminally online as I seem to be

I do prefer curvier women, but I love women of all shapes, sizes and colours, so please, come as you are!

I’m on west coast time (PST) but I’m available throughout the day.

If we chat and you’re not interested, please just say so. No loss, pressure or hard feelings. It saves us both precious time!

If what I’ve got intrigues you or if you have questions, slide into my DMs with your favourite dad joke!

I can’t wait to hear from you!