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37[M4F] Looking for a little more? Perhaps my kind of extra is precisely what you need!
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The_Stoney_Unicorn is a male age 37 looking for a female
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Well thanks for taking the time out of your day to spend with some of my words. Maybe we could be the bestest of pocket people. Stick around and find out about how your new normal could consist of a whole bunch of not so much! You might not even know you need a me!

So these feelings I've been trying to find can be easily summed up by a song I once heard and connected with. I would gladly link it, however I don't think we can do that. It's "First Time Feelings" by Ripe. You should probably put it on and then we can continue.

Alright and we're back, so these feels... there's just something about taking a thing if you will and starting as words in a box and becoming much much more over time. Organically, through casual and organic conversations. Go from strangers, to maybe friendly to maybe much more! It will take some time, I do have a bit of a process. See what kind of things we have in common and or ways to pique our interests and see if we could possibly have what it takes! I may be slightly vague and that's just to keep things interesting and entertaining. That's kinda like what I'm all about, I know what works.

so I'm a pretty unconventional kind of man. I'm a little bit of everything but will claim to be no one thing. I don't really enjoy labels, kinda like what we'll find ourselves in eventually I think it will be hard to try and call it something. I try to be the best at anything I do and I want something meaningful and worthwhile to work on! Something I want to put my all into. You'll get the effort you give, it's pretty easy. I'm pretty easy, not thattt kind of easy. Easy to talk to, easy to please, entertain, maybe even easy on the eyes. I like to be fun to look at!

I'm the kind of guy that just gets along with everyone. Unless there's a weird vibe. I'm the guy everyone knows but not many people really know. I'm usually a little quiet until I'm engaged and or shown a bit of attention and interest. I always have an opinion or a thought or something to say. Usually a bunch of sarcastic joking remarks. Think Archer. As well as some inyourendos. I'm a people pleaser at the bottom of it all, and give some great sometimes even sought after hugs.

I like to think I have a few sides, or pieces of a puzzle to put together. Past lives, out in public persona, secret sides, profesionalish facade at work me. You get the idea, ways to keep longevity, talking subjects, sharing of life and lessons and stories and the like. Be real, that's all I wanna be! I come with a pretty level and non judgey mindset and would appreciate some of the same.

That song has got to be over now, let's go to "Everything Machine" by Half.Alive and we'll continue.

I want to be your everything machine! I'm precise, I'm practical, capable of many things you could possibly want or need! BFF, Manfriend, knowledgeable person to bounce things off of, brainstorm buddy!, planning partner, all the things! I like to care, I like to be involved-ish in whatever you'll let me in on! I see us kinda living comfortably in one anothers brains and maybe moving onto taking over the heart!

Maybe I'm a constant contradiction. Like I said it's hard to describe. Or I'm a little bit of a prize looking for my perfect kinda prize. It's not all that hard to be my kind of perfect. Sometimes I want to be the center of attention, sometimes I don't. I can be a few of those types of things. I can't think of more right now. Maybe it will make sense. So I'm a guy that works equally hard with my hands as I do my head. Sometimes my brain hurts after work. Whether it be the usually impossible tasks at hand or the stupidity that surrounds me. I swear sometimes I feel like I live in the twilight zone.

I keep myself medicated for most of those aforementiomed annoyances. Maybe I'm a kind of modern day medicine man. Between the drugs and the music and a little bit of me! So yes I'm a bit of a stoner type, but you wouldn't be able to tell unless I let you in on it. I keep a pretty profesionalish persona when I'm at the workplace. I don't enjoy smelling like it, I don't enjoy looking like a red eyed weirdo. So I turned it into a hobby and began attempting to grow it myself. As well as ways to process it and cook with it and all the fun medicated things. Playing in my garden is one of my happy places. There's also something about becoming self sufficient and resourceful where it makes sense to put forth the efforts. I'm a littttle different, I like being different, I'd call it a kinda cool weirdo, you may find it to be something else. I also wish I could find some sort of creativity within myself, find another outlet for me to express myself!

I don't necessarily have a type I'm looking for, I dig all somewhat interesting people, creative folks, free thinkers, over thinkers, music lovers, music makers, feelers, cool people, people that like receiving and giving surprises! A face I can get lost in is just about the only necessity for longevity. We kinda reeeeally gotta like looking at eachother. We're gonna do it often! This will be a multimedia experience! An imaginary but not so imaginary attentionship.

So here we are, you made it this far, thanks? Congrats? Ha, could you see yourself spending some significant time building something ridiculous. Something unheard of, something just perfect for us! Send me a message and you're also going to need to toss in a song you've been feeling lately. I'd like to swap messages that way and eventually move to telegram if the vibe is there. Good things take time, I'm in no rush.

I spend most of my time in my own world, it's fun here, join me, maybe you'd like it here, perhaps I can be your perfect prize!

I'm in the northeastern part of the states you can be from just about anywhere.

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