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They’ll probably take you out for a nice lunch. It’s not the thing you want though. The thing you want is something you can’t ask the kids for. And you REALLY can’t ask that clueless, mouth-breathing hubby of yours. He blew his chances many golf weekends ago.
No, what you really want, correction, what you NEED is some hot… dirty… just-for-you… super inappropriate… GOD DAMNED PEACE AND QUIET!
But - would you settle instead for a torrid little online romance? A secret lover who smells good and has a basic grasp of the English language? Someone who gets you and who makes you feel slutty and precious all at the same time?
While the family is unwrapping your new air-fryer you could be smiling at your phone and recieving a delicious barrage of filthy comments from your hot new friend, who’s probably wearing a turtleneck as he artfully plucks the dusty strings of your long lost libido.
Soon the music could begin to take shape and it could make you blush, and suddenly those strings of yours are feeling prett-teee lubricated.
Maybe that’s the Mother’s Day you deserve.
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