I am currently living the best version of my life. After years of trying to get pregnant I have the most amazing baby. I am quitting my high powered corporate (girl boss if you will) science job to be a full time Mom and I am thrilled. Sex with my husband now that we aren't stressed out trying to conceive has been infrequent but awesome (hard to find time with a little one around). I am genuinely happy and well adjusted embarking on the next phase of my journey. Simply put, shit is awesome.

And yet I am here, posting on a somewhat sordid subreddit trying to find someone new to add to my life. I appreciate the excitement of a new relationship. I love getting to know someone and learning new things about myself. I am giving up some major aspects of my life to start this new journey and that means I crave extra support and validation. And hey a little texting flirty kink during nap time or before bed wouldn't hurt.

What I am looking for (Please only respond if you meet at least 95% of the attributes):

You should be between 33 and 45.

Married with children.

You should be content with your current irl situation and not looking for it to change.

You seek online only companionship and something longer term (months to years).

You have availability to chat during the day or before bed PST.

You have a few kinks or at least a creative dirty mind.

Well educated, diverse interests, good conversationalist.

Politically left. Non-smoker.

About me:

I am well educated science nerd with a busty librarian look. Excited new mom. I love to tell and hear stories. I am sucker for the podcast Normal Gossip. I love to travel and share pictures of people, places and food. I am articulate with a knack for writing smut. I am the kind of girl that the right words in the right order can make me 💦💦💦. Netflix regularly describes my tastes as quirky and irreverent. Big consumer of media (books, movies, TV, podcasts, news). I am not afraid of a Wikipedia wormhole. I know just enough about enough things to be dangerous and always wanting to learn more.

I will respond to every response because I know they were all written by real people wanting to connect. I implore you to self-select. I post for frivolous connections on other accounts. I have posted for anonymous voice sex before on other accounts. It's possible even if you don't meet my criteria our paths will cross online I just ask that you trust I know what I want and that if you don't match my list there is someone else out there for you.