Look, we’re all here for a partner but guys your low level posts won’t get you anywhere. The women here will pass by your post faster than a toupee flying away in a hurricane. Avoid song quotes, references to hiking or how dead your bedroom is. The women don’t want dick pics or your kinks in your first message.

Ladies let’s face it, the guys here are like the poem on the Statue of Liberty (tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to breathe free and frankly, wretched refuse). So why do you ask for the 6’ tall bearded man with tattoos and 2 kids that likes to crotchet but only on Sundays and has to answer every one of your texts immediately or you will ghost them? Oh and be somewhere between 39.5 and 40 years of age. Will 1 year over or under really make a difference if it’s the right guy?

People of online affairs it’s not time for us to be divided! It is time for us to unite in our lowered expectations! Are you with me?!?