If you had a tiny clone of Hitler, HOW would you torture him? These are my methods in no particular order:

1. Burn him with a lit cigarette. Depending on how small he is, it's going to cause at least a second degree burn.

2. Place him in a terrarium with a hermit crab or, alternatively, a spider of such a size it would be like a medium sized dog compared to him. Both would be big enough to kill him, but not quickly, once again depending on his size.

3. Place him barefoot in the middle of a large, overly greased up and piping hot griddle. He'll slip, fall, yell, slip, fall, rinse and repeat.

4. Crucifixion. For Biblical accuracy you could pierce his side with a thumb tack.

5. Dump a cup of bleach on him. I'm unsure how lethal this would be, but he'd probably pass out from the fumes alone.

Discuss amongst yourselves.