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Universe: 00004
Prisoner: The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
Identification: NUΓ-1075-IC
Reason for Incarceration: Crimes against humanity
Sentence: 5 rabbit lifetimes
Bio: Not much is known about the rabbit, except that it has a 'mean streak a mile wide' and 'big pointy teeth'. It is extremely vicious and from accounts of the way it attacks it can possibly fly. It's bite is strong enough to shred steel chainmail.
Containment Procedures: NUΓ-1075-IC is to be kept in a 5mx5mx5m soundproof durasteel cell with the walls bowed outwards slightly so that NUΓ-1075-IC cannot chew on them. The floor of the cell may be covered in grass/hay/straw for nesting and comfort purposes. Every day the cell is to be cleaned of droppings. Prior to this the rabbit must be subdued through a combination of knockout gas (object 00001-15-ג) and a recording of the battle chant of 'The Knights Who Say Ni' (HCMΓ-4320-U) (Object 00004-1-ד). Janitors will be given suits of adamantium plate just in case NUΓ-1075-IC is only feigning unconsciousness (his intelligence level is not yet known). Food and water are to be replenished after cleaning is finished. In the event of a breakout, the cell block is to be sealed. Use of the Holy Hand Grenade (Object 00004-2-ה) is authorized.
NOTE: According to accounts of the local warriors of universe 00004, the rabbit is 'dynamite'. Blastproof doors recommended.
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