49 [M4F] #LosAngeles Yeah, I need a little help here.

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averageoldnobody is a male age 49 looking for a female in Los Angeles, CA

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Okay, here we go.

I'm a 49 year old (50 in June) average as hell white guy 5'10", 215 lbs, bald (shaved now, no combovers or anything pathetic), beard (grey), guess I have what they call a dadbod.

Now here's the sad part:

I haven't had sex in 20 years.

I made some bad life choices it's fair to say.

I wasn't in prison, didn't kill anyone, I'm not dangerous or anything, it's complicated and we'll leave it at that. Next part has something to do with that:

I'm not terribly attractive, I used to be really fat but lost a lot of weight (no oodles of loose skin, nothing gross), I have no money, I don't have much to offer anyone so I'm not exactly dropping any panties.

But I'm only human and I am, understandably, kind of wanting to have sex again.

I also don't work in sales as you might have guessed from this pitch. At least I'm honest.

So yeah, I'm looking for a woman willing to have sex with me. If I had a choice that woman would be in her 20's or 30's, blonde hair. Beggers being choosers? I know, right? Hey, it's not a must, just a preference.

I don't need anything weird or freaky or fetish stuff, I'm not asking for much, just sex.

So there it is. That's all I got. I can make no promises on how good I'll be but I'll do my best if you're willing.

Thanks for taking the time to read this and I hope to hear from someone.

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a female

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