If you choose to accept the mission of sending me a message, here are the amazing benefits!
• Witty, though-provoking banter from a hilarious yet humble guy
• Topics of discussion including (but not limited to): gaming (video/table top), books, writing, sports, movies, music, and much much more
• Someone to vent to when you can't handle this shit anymore
• Indirect access to a couple of doggos
• Frequent but non-clingy replies
• Bullet points
• more bullet points
• yet more bullet points
What you won't get:
• Half-assed, uninterested replies (lol, nice, okay)
• Random and unsolicited pictures of my anatomy
• A year's supply of Slurm
This sounds great! How do I qualify?
• Be female
• Be at least 18 (ok, I'm not going to refuse to talk to you because of your age - just don't go 'there')
• Be willing and able to keep up your end of the conversation
• Be real and genuine
• Bonus points if you can turn yourself into a pickle.
Terms and conditions may apply. Deal not available in part of Saskatchewan, Nepal, Alabama, San Dimas, and Mordor.
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