About me: I’m 31, British but might have to start pretending to be American now so I don’t get deported. Bald with a beard, my picture should be up on my profile, please check it out before messaging me. I’m between the height of 6’0 and 6’2. Math. I have been on a weight loss journey since last year so I still have a little bit of a belly on me but I am doing better and still not where I want to be so I am working on myself in that regard.

I make good monies at my job and my two cats are my life. They just have to look in my general direction and I give them whatever they ask of me. I am basically their slave and I am totally okay with that.

I currently live in North Dakota, don’t ask me why, I don’t know at this point. It’s so bloody cold up here that my nipples could cut diamonds.

I don’t drink, take drugs or smoke. I do have a slight addiction to Pokémon cards though, so there’s that. I’ve seen some women online say that’s a red flag, so I figured I should mention it. It actually helped me after a messy break up last year, Opening packs again for the first time in 20 years brought back memories from my childhood so it kind of holds a special place in my heart now. Plus pretty art and shiny shit is always fun.

I don’t have any human children but I was married at one point and I know some people don’t like that so I’m just putting it out there. I can’t change the past unfortunately but in my eyes at least it doesn’t mean much.

As for what I am looking for, I am not that picky aside from you having to be monogamous and living in the US. I tend to prefer someone younger than me but it’s not a dealbreaker. I would ideally prefer someone with a healthier weight and mindset as I am still on that journey. Extra brownie points if you dye your hair and have tattoos, but again I really don’t mind, if you are a bucket with a drawn on face, I’m sure I would be happy. I don’t care if we don’t share the same hobbies, I enjoy sharing new experiences so that would be fun!

Please send a picture of yourself with your first message as you would’ve seen my mug on my profile! Have a good night 😊