Y’all these Reddit skreets is WILD! Here we go again!

About me:

• Pretty 32yo half black/half Filipino woman, 5'3", medium length black hair, with all your favorite curves and all natural DDDs
• Professional, white collar, ambitious career woman open to committed relationships or ongoing exclusive FWBs. For those who want something serious: a trip to the Philippines may be required at some point in the future. Let’s sit on the beach, drink out of coconuts, then bang like rabbits at our 5-star resort we paid like $3 for. 
• I have my own vehicle
• Clean and recently tested and will be happy to show papers. Exclusive required to protect my health and yours.
• Never married, no kids
• I'm a sub and seeking a dom man
• I have a bright, bubbly, goofy personality, so be prepared for your ultimate fun weirdo with an unhinged and completely irrational Taylor Swift addiction.
• I love to travel – let’s talk about how we can move to Singapore for the next 4 years
• I also REALLY enjoy sucking dick, so play your cards right and we can make that happen if we hit it off. NO UNSOLICITED DICK PICS. I WILL BLOCK AND DELETE.
• Most importantly, I love cats.

You:

• MUST BE EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE AND ABLE TO COMMUNICATE OPENLY, HONESTLY, AND EFFECTIVELY. ANY HINT OF GAMES OR LACK OF COMMUNICATION SKILLS WILL RESULT IN A BLOCK.
• 40 (the older the better - some flexibility for as young as 38 if you meet THE REST of the requirements)
• Race isn't a big deal, but I do have a preference for white guys
• Attached or not, it doesn't matter. I'm not trying to change your situation. To the married guys: I'm happy to be your mistress but cannot host, so please have a backup plan for that if interested. I am happy to be as discreet as necessary.
• Clean cut professional making good money (like me) - I'm not a gold digger but also too old to be dealing with broke men.
• 6' and up
• Thick, beefy dad bod or linebacker type of body - sorry, not into skinny guys
• Well traveled so we can discuss our adventures (a travel buddy would be great - bonus points if you have TSA pre-check, and extra bonus points if you have Global Entry)
• A great personality and an even better sense of humor (someone who accepts my weirdness and can match it would be great)
• Willing to go on dates once we decide to move forward with this arrangement – take me to a cabin and have your way with me for a weekend
• No smoking or recreational drugs of any kind
• A thick, cut dick (preferably 6.5" )
• If you're good at Fortnite, huge plus as I'm always looking for people who can carry me to victory
• 100% straight - no shade to the bi or bi-curious, but it's not what I'm into. Must be born male, no trans.
• Most importantly, NO TRUMPERS, CONSERVATIVES, PRO-LIFERS, PUTIN LOVERS, CULT LEADERS/MEMBERS, SERIAL KILLERS, ORGAN TRAFFICKERS, OR MORMONS. Also, please be handsome! :)

Important:

• No hookups or one night stands. I am looking to build a connection with one man for an ongoing arrangement
• We will chat on Reddit at first to judge the vibes, then move on from there to another platform or possibly exchanging numbers. A non-sexual, public meeting will be required to judge to vibes in-person before we proceed.
• UPDATED TESTING REQUIRED BEFORE WE GET NASTY

If you've made it this far and are interested, please reach out explaining what you're looking for!

Local guys get more consideration. Open to guys who don't live in Atlanta but travel here often for work.

 Btw, all you 20-something year-old dudes, please leave me alone. I see your messages and actively ignore them. There is nothing you can offer me.