I feel like I am shooting into the void but here goes nothing. I fully acknowledge this isn’t build a dude. I do not want married/attached/dead bedroom men. I want to get to know a DD, build a relationship with him, and have a marriage (collar & ring) or Goldie/Russell situation. I don’t want to waste anyone’s time, I’m blunt, honest, have a decent idea of what I want. I believe my submission is something to be earned and valued, I don’t submit to you just because you’re a hot DD. About me: I am 38, DDF, I don’t smoke anything. I regularly get tested for work, so I can’t be around it. I want the relationship and the kink. I’m nerdy, a big Harry Potter fan (books & movies), smart, loyal, my face uses subtitles-so I may not say it but my face will. I am 5’3” (63”). I have hips, big ass, and big boobs. I suck at house keeping, if you’re not ok with farming that out, or you want a museum type home, I’m not your girl. Needs/wants: I think my ideal dynamic would be a partial TPE but with DD/brat/lg (good girl) or M/s. I need a Dom who is patient but firm. He knows I’m a brat. He knows I will push buttons for fun, but he also knows he could own me forever. I believe that my Dom shouldn’t leave the house with an empty stomach or full balls. I need a Dom who will go grocery shopping with me (I have anxiety), opens doors for me (so he can spank me-obviously), doesn’t let me walk on the street side of the side walk, and will take me dancing. Two step, swing (the dance style!), line dancing, or just at home, he will grab me and dance around the room with me. Preferences: I prefer tall guys, like 6 ft and over. I like clean shaven, but a two day old beard (or well groomed short beard) is sexy as fuck too. I dislike scraggly/unkempt beards. If you have that type of facial hair, please pass me over. I’m not trying to change anyone. I like older men, I would prefer 40-55 years old (youngest would be 35). Ideally, we would close the bedroom door, I would be on my knees to worship your cock. At home my Dom would make final calls, with my opinions given. But outside the home, I’m my normal type A nerdy self. I’m the epitome of lady in the streets but freak in the sheets. (If you don’t know who said that, you are way too young for me.) I saw this yesterday and I love it. If you have never downloaded music from Napster or Limewire, or tried to record a song to a tape off the radio without the DJs voice in the intro, I’m not your girl.

My hard limits are: pet play, scat, blood, urine, catheterization, cells/cage/being locked out, silent treatment, electric shock, I don’t lick buttholes, baby/child play (diaper stuff). Again, not an exhaustive list, but enough to give you an idea of my limits. If you somehow made it to the end and find my brand of crazy something that interests you, message me.