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49 [M4F] #Chicago, IL - Looking for an Affair
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Mediocre-River5537 is a male age 49 looking for a female in Chicago, IL
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CONTACT INFO/BIO**

Name: The Guy Who Won’t Harass You For Illicit Pics

Address: A grown-up residence (not my mom's basement)

Phone: Locked down with all kinds of solid OPSEC

Education: If you want degrees, I'm your man

Employment: Very gainful

Criminal record: Nothing beyond a few totally unjustified parking tickets

SUMMARY

Seeking an ongoing connection with a charming woman who needs something extra in these troubled times without turning her life completely upside down. No ridiculous expectations, no ghosting, no creepiness.

EXPERIENCE

Neither a newbie nor a total Don Juan. I have a couple of successful extracurricular adventures under my belt. They have gone fairly well and ended amicably.

SKILLS

Communication: I'm a decent writer, as this posting (hopefully?) demonstrates, and a solid conversationalist. I know that simply responding with "ur hot" to an email won't cut it.

Discretion: This is always first and foremost. To that end, I won't make unreasonable demands on you for personal information. And if you need to take a break for real-life responsibilities, I'll be cool with that, no questions asked.

All-around 'regular guy' status: My interests range from sports and music to books and art. I'm not a one-dimensional person. We can connect by talking about pretty much anything. Netflix? Politics? The mundane details of adult life? Yes, I'm down to discuss and share.

AVAILABILITY

Connected a device almost the entire day.

References probably not available upon request

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a male
Age
49
Looking For
a female
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1 month ago