Titanic! Okay, that was a bad icebreaker. But now that I have your attention let me say hello. I'm sure you read this a lot, but I am unlike many others here, and I'll prove why (in bullet point fashion for easier reading):

• Never married and no kids
• MENSA lifetime member (meaning I learn information quickly)
• Was a Dom in the BDSM community for three years but haven't been active in two years
• Mental health therapist by trade
• Own a virtual therapy practice I moonlight in on the side
• Put in lots of work on my mental health
• Former combat medic in a Tier 3 Army unit with a combat deployment
• Somewhat active and enjoys hiking during good weather
• Enjoys traveling
• Likes trying new foods
• Loves game nights (board, card, tabletop, and roleplaying)
• Boujee and likes to live a nicer lifestyle (but still within my means)

I am far from perfect and still have growth to do. I'll keep working on myself and want someone who will keep working on herself, too. This will allow us to work on us as a couple. Growth is the key to staying together and making this work. I envision you being a stay-at-home wife and mom. You will take care of the chores and cooking, and when kids are in the picture, you will also help raise them properly. Dresses and skirts are what you are to wear around the house. I will provide financially and take care of your needs. I will also make you feel cared for and support you in your goals. If you wanted a work-from-home business (Etsy shop, online store, etc...) I would support you and provide encouragement. When in public, we will be in complete agreement. We will only disagree in private. I will listen to you, take your opinions to heart, and make a decision that works best for the family. When it comes to how the house looks and the schooling for the children, I will default to you as I believe those are the mother's duties. The other things I will make decisions on. You will have breakfasts and dinners ready for me and the family. But you can do what you'd like during the day as long as the house is in order. I'd like you to take care of your physical and mental health.

Ideally, I'd like to find these in my future wife (I'm open to some exceptions):

• Under 35 years old
• No drug users (caffeine and some alcohol from time to time are okay)
• Works on her mental health
• Wants 3 children
• Open to being a SAHW
• Wants to be married
• Monogamy
• Loves wearing dresses and skirts
• Wants a more traditional relationship
• Enjoys traveling and trying new foods
• Also likes board game nights
• Good cook
• Good at giving massages
• Likes vanilla sex but also into non-vanilla sex, and open to sex every 1 - 2 days

If what I have written piques your interest, let me know. I realize most people will be far from me. I'm open to this starting virtually and being in a long-distance relationship. But I can fly you here, and if we want, I could start taking care of you as soon as we decide we want to be together.

If you've made it this far, DM me and let me know what you liked the most about what I wrote. Also, tell me your favorite joke!