So... here goes, because I'm looking for something quite particular, please skim read right to the end, reply, check back and realise you've made a horrible mistake.

Me: Medium height, weight, looks. Short dark hair and matching beard, greying at the edges and wear glasses.
I'm a nerd mostly. I work in a demanding role, managing very technically minded people, so there are times when I just can't respond and other times, when the Teams call is especially dull, when I will write a full on novel. For fun I generally play games... boardgames, ttrpg games and occasionally computer games. I also follow my local football/soccer team and am really interested in the apocalyptic collapse of the world that is American Politics.

You: Probably 20-something or early 30s, worried that adulting is hard and in need of a rock in the form of a Daddy to look to for support, advice, praise and validation. I don't really have a type so anything from pixie & petite to BBW is fine. I do fall for the unique thing that you probably hate but I'll find cute, so the lisp or the almond eyes or the curly hair or whatever sets you apart from the identi-kit plastic people, that's the feature that I'll like most.

Us: We'll message daily but be aware that the real world or timezones mean that sometimes the conversation is one sided and then a flood of messages will come, evening the balance and bringing a smile and a warm feeling inside. Being clingy and needy, you'll give me a blow-by-blow account of your day, in real time, with thoughts, ideas, rants and questions, maybe even pictures of what you're seeing or doing. In return you'll get a million questions as I make sure you are safe and well and looking after yourself, sleeping, eating and otherwise being the best you can be.

We'll eventually get to a safe place where we are comfortable with a little flirty play or maybe even more, but only when we are both comfortable.

I'm looking for something measured in years not days so it helps if you plan to be in for the long haul too.

Distance and timezone issues are an inevitable problem so expecting for this to be LDR and more about mutual support and commitment than a way to meet "the one". I have a past and you'll have a future so we'll both be accepting of that and realistic.

I have had this in the past but eventually lost it to circumstance beyond our control and have tried to get back to that point time and again with no luck... YET.

So, if any of this resonates, you're looking for a long term May to December dynamic that is always there but not always on, built on a mutual attraction and aligned wants/needs... then message me and let's chat.

If you skimmed to this point without properly reading then let me recap... I'm perfect for you, you are exactly what I'm looking for, message immediately and then let me watch as you awkwardly try to excuse yourself from the conversation.