It's super weird advertising yourself to strangers, but here goes nothing!

Hello there, my name is Brittany and I'm a 29-year-old girl from NC. I'm currently waitressing in the evenings to pay the bills, and otherwise staying in bed unless it's absolutely necessary. I have 2 tortoiseshell cats named Val & Charlee (after Tiffany Valentine & Charles Lee Ray), and am currently fostering 3 kittens named Binx, Ru & Mini. Honestly, I can't shut up about them all, so if you like cats, we'll get along. Bonus- you'll get so many kitty pics.

I've never been in a "real" relationship before, as it wasn't super important to me when I was younger, though I've always spent a lot of time online and have had a few online flings. I'm a pretty intrapersonal person, so I spent a lot of time figuring out who I am, what I like, and what I don't. I'm also just pessimistic about love in general, thinking about how slim the chances are that I would find "the one". Nevertheless, I'm curious to see who's out there and if there are any worthwhile connections I can make.

My ideal relationship would be with someone who is a mix of Daddy Dom/Pleasure Dom/Soft Dom. I have never related to wanting to be humiliated, degraded, or in pain- rather having my own pleasure or lack thereof used as a means of control. I also have a slight tickling kink, which could come in handy as a funishment of sorts. I am a bratty middle, so hopefully I would find someone who is okay without the littler side of the dynamic, such as bottles, diapers, and pacifiers. I like to describe myself as a sort of Lolita- a youthful, sassy, tease.

If you truly are interested in speaking to me, please don't tell me your life story in your first message. I may be in the minority, but when I receive a detailed resumé of everything from kayaking to top 10 bands, it's a bit intimidating. Something relatively short, sincere, and polite is the key to my response. And, not for nothing, since this is going to be an online exchange, a decent ability to write is appreciated.

Bonus points for: 30 , plus-sized, brunettes, tattoos, love of animals.