I am looking for the almost impossible! Are you the unicorn I’m looking for?

You are: - Skilled in Dutch (preferred) or English - Interested in secret long term connection - Female - Feisty & joyful - Non-monogamous - Living in the Netherlands - In region The Hague / Rijswijk / Delft / Westland - Not interested in a fixed relationship with me (Preferably in a dead bedroom relationship, like me) - Between 18 and 40 yrs - Attractive (because I can’t fool my dick 😉) - In possession of perky tits (size less important) - Fit (healthy with BMI < 24) - Shaved in the nether regions (don’t like hair in my mouth 😘) - Extremely horny - Kinky & investigative - into being submissive and freeuse - into fat guys (BMI 30 to 40) - into old guys (60 ) - into strong muscular alpha males - into intelligent men (IQ >120) - into swimming - into sciences (very broad interest) - into good food/drinks & music - into action sci-fi & fantasy

I can be fairly limitless if you need me to be. But I don’t expect you to be. Just a bit kinky but willing to investigate is enough.

I fully understand if you won’t tick all the boxes so don’t hesitate if you believe to come even a bit close.

However do realize this liaison is primarily for both our sexual gratification, so criteria facilitating this are most important and discretion is crucial.

If you just wanne chat/sext with me then criteria can be much less strict. However do expect to be verified and be willing to share nudes.

I do expect social chat, sexting is important but good communication on an intellectual and emotional level, and being genuinely interested in each other is equally important.

Also take into account the timezone difference. Timezones differing more than 3 hours don’t tend to work in the long run.

Are you interested?

Then please send me a chat invite. In your first message I expect you to include your age, residence, relational status and reason for respons. Together with a copy of the above list of criteria (each item checked with Y or N). That way we prevent having to check them during chat and not getting further into real conversation.

Hope to speak with you soon!