I'm a horny old goat who hasn't had a woman to play with in years. I'm here in Riverside house and pet sitting for a friend and figured I'd see if there's someone around who'd like to play.
I'm going to be completely honest about myself, and I'd appreciate if you'd return the favor. I'm a 56 year old straight white man, decent looking, average height (ie not 6' ), chubby (but not huge), and bald on top (The sides and back are dark but beginning to go salt and pepper). I'm clean, sane, tested disease free, a non-smoker, and I don't use drugs. I don't care about your race or body type, just please be biologically female, clean, disease free, and not a pro looking for a client.
Unfortunately I'm only here until about noon tomorrow (8/27) and I don't have a car here. If you're close I can uber to you, but I won't be able to stay too long because of the dogs. If you'd prefer to come here, please respect that this isn't my house and if you need to smoke, do it before you get here. Here, by the way, is a few blocks from Riverside Community College.
So, want to let a dirty old man have his way with you? The clock's ticking so don't wait too long to get in touch.
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