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56 [M4F] #RanchoCucamongaCA - Desperate Dirty Old Man
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DirtyOldManInRC is a male age 56 looking for a female in RanchoCucamongaCA
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There, I said it. I'm getting desperate. I haven't been with or even really touched by a woman since I discovered my wife was cheating on me a little over two years ago. And it's really freaking shitty because I'm just as horny as I was when I was young. Jerking off alone, especially several times a day, has gotten really, really old.

I'll be honest, I'm not a fantasy of an older man. I'm average height, a bit chubby (but working on it), well on my way to being bald on top, average size down below, and I don't have fat sacks of cash. In other words, I'm real. I'm white, sane, clean, a non-smoker, tested disease free, and no drugs aside from an occasional glass of scotch or cider.

And while I'm desperate, I'm not that desperate. I'm not looking for a pro or a penis. If that's you, please just move on to the next post and don't waste either of our time. I also expect that you're clean, disease free, and if you use drugs please don't be someone whose whole life revolves around that. Beyond that I don't really have many requirements. In particular I don't care about your age (as long as you're legal, obviously), race, or body type. It would also be great if you could host since I'm still having to share a house with my ex for practical and financial reasons. Yes, I realize that's a big ask, but I'm happy to talk, get to know one another, and develop some amount of trust before meeting. I'm also very open to joining a couple as long as you respect that I'm straight, and while I'm not concerned about incidental contact, I'm not looking for man to man play.

Now if you're actually still reading this I'd love to hear from you.

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