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43[M4F] Philadelphia My face is wayyyyy more comfortable than your couch
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Stravinskysdog is a male age 43 looking for a female in Philadelphia, PA
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Apparently I'm an entitled, narcissist because I know how you operate. I know how you think. You're already thinking how I know, so basically you're already thinking about me which means I'm already in your head. Maybe I won't mess that place up too bad, maybe.

I'm totally your next bad decision, I'm might even ruin your life and I promise I won't lie to you, at least not a lot.

I'm emotionally unavailable and broken.

You're thinking about being next to me to get me to behave so you can try to fix me, don't try. Sorry but I know you don't like being told no

I would totally fuck you like I hate you 🤣 Be prepared to get used to amazon and prone bone positions

I don't take shit but I might let you play games and I might fill your life with drama, I mean again I might

I know your a slut or you wanna let your inner slut out but society and other women won't let you, it's ok I'm not judgemental, look at how honest I'm being.

When I cum on your face and you WILL ask for it, I totally know how to aim for your cheekbones, I totally know how to "rest myself" on your cheekbones, because nobody wants pink eye. Human semen just does that, I mean imagine, you take a sac of semen to your eyeballs, how's that eyeball going to respond with a foreign agent entering it's biosphere? Do you want a shower or a milkshake?

And please have daddy issues, I'll straighten your ass out.

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