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[53] It's hairy right now, but I'll shave if you want to taste it.
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DiscreetFunParker is age 53
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Give me a reason to shave. I've been inactive. But I'm actually looking in the LA area. Reddit is weird and I'm normal. lol I don't think I'm navigating things well here. It used to be so easy to find a sexy woman who loved nothing more than driving a man crazy with her mouth and sucking out her reward, and I heard Reddit was a good spot to find some fun, but it hasn't been good to me so far. The only DM's I've received are from people who are fake, selling content or selling...
I'm just a nice, normal, SANE guy. lol I think that counts for something. I'm good with conversation, and I've been accused of being handsome. All I want to do is fill a sexy woman's mouth. Is that so wrong? lol
It can be a one time thing, or if you'd like to keep in touch, that's fine too. I'm not clingy. I won't text you all day every day. I won't try to keeps tabs on you. I'm the occasional friend type who keeps in touch and checks in on you to see if you're okay. We get together when we can get together, and we look forward to having some passionate times together.
I'm VERY generous in bed. If you enjoy receiving oral, then you'll like me. If you're multi-orgasmic, then you'll love me. I love making a woman cum. We can explore all of the acts and positions that make us feel good. Go with the flow. Pursue the pleasure and pleasuring. Oh, and I definitely love to kiss.
Let's chat and see if we want to get together.
Please don't dm me if you're trying to sell me something, if you're a man, if you're fake, or if you're not local to me. I don't send money out into cyberspace, and I don't meet people until I'm reasonably sure I'm not getting catfished. So, the fakes will be found out eventually. Let's just not waste that time.
Race is unimportant to me. I'm open to various body types. I'm even cool with a shy girl who'd like to take things slowly. Hope to hear from you.
If you don't know where Santa Clarita is, it's where Six Flags Magic Mountain is. Please be within reach. lol
6' tall, 230 lbs

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