On April 13 we have an opportunity to break a trend that has been occurring around the country by joining in National Make Lunch Count Day.

According to a recent study commissioned by [Shitty Chain Restaurant Redacted], the majority of U.S. workers suffer from “FOLO” – otherwise known as a “Fear of Lunching Out.” Many workers eat lunch at their desk at least twice a week (73%) while one-third have lunch at their desk every day of the week. Don’t fear lunching out any longer!

National Make Lunch Count Day is here to remedy FOLO and help American workers increase their creativity and productivity.

I have a lunch date in ten minutes, so I just wanted an opportunity to brag TBH. I am a huge advocate for lunch dates! Short, quick, to the point, the brain is a-buzz. DO IT.

It's also "National Blame Someone Else" Day, so if you don't get a date, you can blame me.