So my best friend is single and he has been trying OkCupid. Most of the women he has met are pretty normal, except for this one. The girl mentions that she is a part time anthropologist. Intrigued, my friend asks for some details.
She says "I know why black people are black. I have been thinking about this for a while. You see when the first people moved into Africa they had to defend themselves from the animals like lions. Because it is harder to see when it's dark they covered themselves the charcoal left over campfires. Over time their skin absorbed the charcoal and they became black."
My friend looked at her with disbelief and ended the date quickly and politely as possible.
*Edit: Also, first post!

*Edit2: Ok there some things I need to clarify.

• One, she is not a real anthropologist. She fashions herself to be an anthropologist, because she had an epiphany about African people.
• These people pop up all the time. I'm sure that you guys have gone on dates where someone has said something stupid to you. Not completely unbelievable, I've heard worse.
• And lastly, I appreciate all the sarcasm.