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34 [M4F] #Ohio - Sarcastic Switch Seeking to Share an Legen…wait for it…dary Time
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1_F0rrest_1 is a male age 34 looking for a female in Ohio, OH
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Hi there! I’m seeking a fun woman to share some quality good times with.

Some things about myself: - 6’3”, tall to the point where I hit my head 69% of the time on open cupboards while I cook. - My brown hair is traditionally styled to cover the scars from hitting my head…since my glasses don’t seem to help my blue eyes. - Speaking of which, I love cooking and I show those I care by making them something delicious. - I’m a professional nerd for work. - I’m a classical nerd for fun (think documentaries, technology, and history instead of cosplay, anime, etc. ) - Lazy days reading, listening to music, or watching something? Yes indeed. - Going for a hike to enjoy the scenery and….each other…? You betcha. - Love working out in the gym, spin on the peloton, and going for a run on the track - This makes me the fastest dad bod in Ohio, hands down. - I once rickrolled a girl in the back of the car. I proudly never let her down. - I am a social introvert. I’ll do my part to vibe with you, and I expect you to do the same.

My kinks and what I’m looking for: - I’m a switch, I love going back and forth, being on top, being on bottom. - I love foreplay. I love exploring the female body and making my partner get heated with anticipation, making her squirm with desire. - I love performing oral on my partner. I am overjoyed when she is enjoying herself as I blow her mind over, and over, and over. My method is…patented. - I love receiving oral as well. - I especially enjoy 69. Nothing more hot than spreading her from behind and tending to her, making her squirm and her not being able to see what I will do. Feeling her moan as she tends to me because I’m tending to her. - Interested in oral and anal only when it comes to…things. - I love making out. It’s the most intimate thing people can do, to be honest. - That and cuddling. Cuddling is a must. - I’ve been told the various forms of outercourse are hot. Especially since it really works well with edging and foreplay. Thus I’m curious. - I’m a huge sapiosexual. Intelligence (including emotional intelligence) gets me going. Nerd out with me and/or have a fun chat, and we will have a blast. - I daydream about working out together. At least on a set or at the same time. And then finishing with a shower together. - Speaking of which, I appreciate both yoga pants and pretty dresses, and most things in-between. - I am not picky with height. I like short and very tall, and in-between. Though I’d be remiss to not note something alluring about a large height difference (entertaining the thought of my tossing you over my shoulder like Paul Bunyan?) or a woman as tall as I am (or taller) has its own allure as well. - Ass guy or a boob guy? ¿Por qué no los dos? I like small and large for each, for different reasons. I have a thing for both petite as well as some meat. I appreciate the female figure in is many varieties. - Brattiness, sarcasm, and sass are very welcome. Those who misbehave will be…spanked….or perhaps I’ll get you to a point where you anticipate I’ll kiss you, and pull away before our lips barely touch, making you growl at me and stomp your foot in frustration, or grab me and kiss me anyway. - Clear communicators, whether they’re shy or outspoken, are appreciated. - I am a very accommodating partner and am happy to discuss kinks you may be into. Who knows, I may learn to like it…

Wutcha think? Are you a special woman looking for some run and find this myriad of items interesting? Come say hi and tell me what you like! I value connection, fun, and communication.

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