NEVER in a million years did I think that I was

GONNA create a post like this on Reddit. So,

GIVE me some leeway and, if (after reading this)

YOU think that it could've been better, then I'm

UP for any suggestions that you may have. I'm nervous;

NEVER-the-less I'm taking a deep breath and I'm

GONNA go for it. Now, with all of this said,

LET me start with some possible deal-breakers that

YOU should know. I'm married, so any tryst must be on the

DOWN low. I also have kids that I will never, I say again,

NEVER, place in harm's way. So, my family is one item that's

GONNA be non-negotiable in our exchanges. We can take a

RUN at other topics and, if appropriate, even tip-toe

AROUND some non-G-rated topics (should you

AND I possibly migrate into those discussions). But I'll

DESERT the conversation in a heartbeat if I believe that

YOU might cause harm to my family. Now, with all of the

"NEVER" topics out of the way, I think that the rest is

GONNA be pretty standard. I'm a 48-year-old man, but I

MAKE an effort to maintain myself (and when the time comes,

YOU can be the judge; just don't be mean; my sensitive side may

CRY (LOL!)). I have brown eyes that are not well enough that I've

NEVER been without glasses. What about my build? Not

GONNA lie; I'm not thin; but I'm also not obese. What can I

SAY - I'm fairly average at 190lbs. Over the years, I've said

GOODBYE to some quirks and hello to others. That cycle will

NEVER end, insofar as we're continually evolving. I'm

GONNA refrain from sharing any pictures for now, but I can

TELL you more about myself. My hair is short and black with

A few salt-and-pepper highlights. Some days I just want to

LIE around and do nothing (who doesn't?), but my friends

AND I try to be active most times. Lastly, I don't want to

HURT anyone, so I apologize in advance if I cannot respond to

YOU immediately.