Aaaaaand my balls have frozen to my leg. Great. I guess I’ll add some warm water? Eh who knows.
Oh hey! Didn’t see you there! Thanks for checking out my frozen post.
I see you too need a warm up? Perhaps a heaping load of warm man gravy to caress your insides? A nice tongue stuffed into your pussy to check your internal temp? Oh this is positively crass.
So yeah. Sex. It’s why we’re here. Well, why I’m here anyways. Lovey feelings and stomach butterflies are nice of course, but what I think we both need in the post-holiday valley is a good pounding, yeah? I’m into ongoing, absolutely. Hell, I might even let my guard down and let you catch my heart. Who knows?
I’m a tall, Viking-like dude. Big red beard, shaved head, tattoos, piercing blue eyes and a winning smile. A wit as acerbic as it is gutting, creative talents out the ass, film, music, art and pop culture knowledge to crush at Trivia, the kinky skills to set your legs a’quiver and a vasectomy-safe, clean and nice sized wang to keep you coming back.
Sound fun? Reach out, tell me about yourself and send a cute pic of your face. I’m absolutely down to see more of you too, but the eyes are the windows to the blowjob. Er, soul. Soul, right.
No dude, no pay to players. Swallowers to the top of the queue ;)
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