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35 [M4F] #Columbus - Looking for my dumb goofs
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the_densest_goat is a male age 35 looking for a female in Columbus, OH
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Howdy, howdy, what's up? Welcome to my r4r post; I'm reaching up through a pile of blankets to type it out cause my office is freezing. Anyone else miss the sun? I miss the sun.

Okay, back to business. What am I looking for? Romance and/or friends, casual to serious. But a HARD emphasis on friends, even to a more casual relationship. I wanna meet folks I can vibe with, funny, dumb mfers who love to laugh, share interests, and blow off steam after a frustrating day of work. So if this post interests you, please let me know what you're looking for as well just so we're on the same page. Also, I am seeking local connections only at this time!

More about me: Ya'll, I'm pretty dang easy to get along with. I love a good sense of humor; I think it's the most important thing in the world. I like folks who have their shit reasonably together as well. I have some fuckin' neeeeeerdy hobbies - I love table-top RPGs, Magic the Gathering, reading fantasy and sci-fi, watching old dumb horror movies, video games, computer/tech stuff, and a plethora of other stuff. None nerdy hobbies include cooking, going on walks, and I'm planning on working out more in the coming months (currently working on weight loss and down 35 pounds so far).

I live alone with an angry cat, I vote left, I have a pretty good job and work from home, and have transportation. I drink socially and have the occasional edible, but that's really about it. I'm a former smoker, so I wouldn't want to lock lips with an active smoker. I consider myself an extroverted introvert because I really do enjoy going out and socializing, but I need alone time to recharge my batteries. I'm also a very independent person. Dad bod, but I'm actively getting into better shape. And 6'1.

As for what I'm attracted to, I'd like to say I'm pretty flexible. Physically, I like petite women as well as curves, but I don't find obesity attractive. Shorter than me, but that's not too tough. I think that's about it? I'd obviously prefer talking to more progressive folks. And if you take yourself very seriously, then I'm prolly not the guy for you. But I think that's about it. I'd be happy to trade pics after chatting for a bit. Anywho, thank you for reading if you got this far and have a wonderful holiday!

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