Ah the endless, endless search. I hate the apps, Craigslist is dead and I don’t go to bars. What’s a handsome, hung, intelligent guy to do??
Ooh, I know! I’ll come to the sea of dick pics and hope a lady with a sexy smart brain finds my wordy post amidst the half-flaccid onslaught of genitalia! Genius plan, really.
Well, self-confidence notwithstanding, thanks for checking it out.
As stated, I’m a busy boy who works too much, adores some oral fun and laughs like it was one of my two jobs. It isn’t, but what fun twere that the case? But yeah, I work a lot, don’t really want to be all vulnerable and squishy, but seeking to give and get the affection and attention therein. Too much to ask?
Of course I’ll give it back. Texting you funny stuff and seeing how your day is going, licking your clit with effortless and exuberant skill, making out with your face and all that good stuff. I’m also vasectomy snipped (!) and v clean, so no worries about a terrifying mistake stressing up your month.
Looks wise, I have a shaved head, a big beard, tattoos, piercing blue eyes, broad shoulders, a 6’1 frame and Irish boy good looks. Light features, pale skin, meat and potatoes earnestness - you know the deal. I’m also a huge fan of weed, movie and music expert, a skilled artist and musician and generally great conversationalist. Super easy to talk to and heavily liberal in my views.
Anyways, if you’re a busy woman, but find yourself lacking in laughs and orgasms, we should really really chat. Send along a pic and tell me a movie you love and let’s get to finding out about one another.
No men please and no money seekers. I’m happy you have an OF, but I won’t be subbing to it, ty
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