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49 [M4F] #Columbus #OH looking for laughs, sarcasm, wit, and companionship
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TallowOhio is a male age 49 looking for a female in Columbus, OH
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I'm looking for something...more. Someone who can laugh, talk, be silly or crazy or passionate. I don't know if she exists though.. I'm hoping because life is way too dull right now. I'm ok with chatting. Talking on the phone. Texting. Having a platonic lunch. Take it slow and see where it goes, right? No point in rushing things. But let's be honest, I crave passion and fun. It's a deep longing that I just can't get fulfilled any more.

I'm looking for someone who can have a great, fun conversation. who likes to be spontaneous and witty. Flirty and sexy. Funny and sarcastic. Texting is a great start, but meeting in person should be a goal. No expectations other than a few laughs. if we hit it off maybe we can rob a liquor store and flee to Mexico...that would at least be a memorable first date, right?

Singing in the shower. Doing dishes. Fighting crime. Long kisses. Gourmet microwaving. Dental hygiene. Extreme gardening. Sarcasm. Long stories that lead nowhere.Yodeling. Being a world class smart ass.

I'm interested in having fun. That's really what matters in our short time on this rock, right? Making connections and having a few laughs?

Thanks and happy hunting!

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