Hi! I'm Christina, I'm 32, chubby/curvy, red-haired (dyed), green-eyed, 5'7 & about 230lbs.

I'd like to tell you that I'm looking for a relationship. But the honest truth is I'm not quite at a place where that's realistic, so I'm here for the next thing: friends with benefits. I want: consistent sex. I am ungodly horny most days and I absolutely need someone to pull in from the bench for help. I expect to be cuddled, and occasionally I need a damned hug. I like kissing- not just as foreplay. I have never climaxed, no, not even by myself, so if that's something you need to get off, please move along. I'm not going to add to my already high anxiety level my inability to please you with that. I'm looking for pleasure- to please and be pleased in return. I work Monday through Friday, from about 8am to 6pm, and in the office. Yes I like my job. No I will not call in sick to play with you. Job pays the bills babe, you don't.

I cannot host. If I could, I absolutely would, but I can't so I don't. My roommate does not permit fun sleepovers. No, I do not want to sleep with my roommate. No, I don't know if she wants to sleep with me and even if she did I wouldn't care.

You: have a job or some other way of earning an income. Have a form of transportation (for your own self- I'm not your uber). Have consistent or similar working hours. I am not a night owl. Be: realistic about your own physical capabilities in bed. Be upfront about likes & dislikes.

My personal preferences? Personally, I like folks with meat on their bones. I'm heavier, and the leaner guys make me nervous (I'm scared if I ride, you break). I cannot get enough of hairy men- not just a man with facial hair. Something about y'all really gets me going. Hair on chests...backs.. arms... all over. I like a man with girth, if I'm honest. That being said, if you're girthy and you don't know what you're doing... no need to respond. 😉

I say this will all respect and kindness: know what your actual height is. If you say you're also 5'7 (cool!) And I show up and you're shorter, I will make you feel dumb for not knowing how to read a tape measure. I'm not sure what's going on there- why there seems to be a consistent inability to measure or tell the truth, but it's frustrating and it makes me question if there's more you haven't yet seem to have figured out.

THAT BEING SAID: the physical aspects of my preferences are just that- a preference. The right vibe, the right personality or commonality can actually be enough for me.

We're all searching for someone or someones. Let's keep it respectful and kind.

If Interested: (I'm not Catholic but I believe it's called a Hail Mary?) Please provide a SFW picture of yourself, your age, your location. Please be above 27 years of age. Be single, or in an open relationship (and yes I WILL check to make sure everything is above board). Please tell me the top 3 things you need in a sexual relationship, and what 3 things you need non-sexually that you're hoping to gain from a FWB relationship.

I wish you all good fortune and a wonderful weekend.