Hello? Is this thing on taps microphone. Sound as loud as the THX opening blasts through the room.

Yeah, guess it is. Hello! I'm man looking for an FWB situation. I'm roughly 230 lbs (working on losing that weight), 5'10", brown haired, brown eyed, white, and have an uncut 6" cock. Yeah, that last part always feels super weird to type out. Still seems like a key thing to note though.

I'm interested in a friends with benefits situation, with a heavy emphasis on both of those key words. I am somebody who enjoys talking people's ears off, but I also listen for hours and ensure the other person is being heard. You should come talk to me, get a load off (in both senses of the phrase).

My kinks include: water (bath, shower sex), titplay, oral (giving and receiving), roleplay, some bondage, and much more.

---- next is the friend part of this----

I like DnD. Been DMing for roughly two years. It Sparks my storytelling part of my brain, and I just love to write and tell stories. I love doing character voices, and making deep, and interesting lore (my lore packet is over 40 pages!)

I love playing frisbee and going for walks. We can just go outside and run around, or just walk and talk for a bit. Catch up as friends and look after one another. Oh, and that brings up something else about me....

I'm a photographer, videographer, and sound engineer. I love taking photos, and I'll take yours in crisp 4K if you'll let me. I took a bunch of photos the other day and I look like I'm standing in my senior photos!

I am someone who absolutely loves conversation, whether that be pillow talk or hanging out. I love speaking about deep stuff, or having fun, respectful debates on relevant and pressing topics.

If you think I sound interesting, go ahead and send some chats my way, and we'll talk... Oh, and I have a NSFW Snapchat too... Just in case 😉