She's 5'6". Thicc Milf. Big tits and ass. Classically pretty face. Can be shy but really warms up to you wink wink. He's 6'1". Stocky bigger guy. We are huge sports fans and sci Fi nerds. We are really just looking for a sane, regular dude who has a habit of finding themselves available late evenings and sometimes on weekends thinking to themselves "man, I wish there was a bad lil milf here to catch my nut!"

Ideal guy will be 25-45. Clean and groomed. 5'8" or taller. At least 7 inches with some thickness. Sports lover and film lover. Alcohol friendly. 420 friendly is nice but not required. Ethnicity not a factor. Have your own, non shitty place. She doesn't want to go to some sketchy trap house late night after hockey games 🤣.Honestly we're just regular people looking for a chill place to kick it where the wife can have fun and empty some balls a few times a week.

No. We aren't buckeyes fans. We aren't from here. We respect your life and discretion and simply request the same respect.

Hit us up. Dm us with pics if you want. We can also chat on Kik once we determine compatibility.