Edit: Apparently I have to put this right at the top so it will actually be noticed: no men! Not interested! I won’t even reply, so don’t waste your time

Here I am, going for the title of Wife of the Year!

But seriously, I love my husband and we have a great sex life, but for one thing... his sex drive is a lot higher than mine. That leaves the poor guy wanting more and I want to help him out. Actually, I want you to help him out while I’m at work!

So you probably want to hear about him? He’s in his early 30s, with a dad bod but a very nice one. He’s also got a big... well, you know (sorry, guys, but I’m not going to pretend that it’s not important!). He’s chatted with women online before, so he’s no virgin at this stuff. Plus, he’s a nice guy so I know you’ll both have a good time.

So if you’re attractive and fun, drop me a line

PS Just to be clear, this is for him not for me. I won’t be involved. Though I wouldn’t mind hearing a report back if you’re up for it.

Edit: Men, I’m not interested. In chatting with you. In sending you pics. In anything. You’re wasting your time messaging me.