So. I was at a Mongolian grill type restaurant for dinner. The way they cook the food is on a big cast iron type round, flat top grill… and while the cooks do scrape between cooking, there is no way to get it contaminate-free. The lady behind me said she was allergic to pineapple. The cook tried to tell her this probably wasn’t the place for her. There are signs EVERYWHERE saying they can’t account for cross-contamination or allergens. She insisted anyway. I had pineapple in my food and our food was cooked side by side. They tried to keep things segregated and I didn’t think much more about it and went to my table. About 20 minutes later, the ambulance showed up and she was taken out by paramedics 😬 I mean. I feel bad that my adjacent pineapple probably did her in. But damn. What did she think was going to happen? It’s a communal grill!! Hopefully she’s ok. And maybe I’m going to hell… but I thought it was hilarious.