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Is this a prank?
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Update kay officemate na medyo bet ko.

So. Ayun. Jowa ko na siya. Like, wtf.

Everything went so smoothly and it feels so surreal. Everything is a match; from long term goals, sex drive, and values. Like, holy shit. It feels like I’m talking to a male version of me 90% of the time.

A few months back, I jokingly made a list of qualities that I want in a man, knowing full well that it’ll be a long shot. Then came this mofo and he has them all. Like, all. I think all qualities ay above bare minimum.

Hinihintay ko na lang talaga na may magsabi sa akin, it’s a prank. Eh kasi naman. It’s too good to be true.

I usually find it boring kapag more than 3x na ang hookup. Pero with him. I couldn’t seem to get enough. Sex gets better every time kahit we’re purely vanilla. Making out used to be a chore for me pero ngayon. Grabe. It feels too damn good, words can’t even describe it.

Ppl say na honeymoon phase lang daw, pero we’ve fucked more than 20x in the span of 2mos and it has only gotten better. (This is a mystery for him too)

P.S. He finds it really weird din na we’re so compatible huhuhu

I just need to let this out. I don’t want him thinking na nagdududa ako sa sincerity niya.

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Lol... nope, not a prank though. PRANKAHAN, talaga. Yup 😊

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