Oh goodie goodie, it's just about time to play

So, take my hand and I'll show you the way

First, pucker that asshole and let out a fart

It might be a bit stupid, but at least it's a start

Then pick something from your crazy brain

Go all out; show the world that you're insane

Once you have your totally original thought

Broadcast it loudly to the world you ought

Forget the need to be serious; be authentic

Which greatly helps me because I'm autistic

And schizoaffective and a host of other things

That make madness when my muse sings

There's no doubt that this way's much better

Than being serious, so I'll add to this letter

That being the real me has helped connect

Me with others with similar kinds of defects

Sixteen thousand weirdos can't be wrong*

So why don't you relax by hitting this bong?

*A reference to the community I've helped build, r/ShrugLifeSyndicate, which has gathered sixteen thousand weirdos just like me

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