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A suction cannister full of blood just burst all over me yesterday night and I just bought tonight's Powerball. Anyone else buying in ?
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Thought I would share my misfortune to entertain you all.

So yesterday night during a case I was trying to change a suction cannister full of blood and I used full force to reef the entire thing out which made it burst and explode spraying blood and chunks of tissue all over me and the surrounding area.

Externally I was silent because A) I was tired and over this shit and B) didn't want to disturb the surgeons who were in the zone. Internally I wanted to swear the roof down.

Anyway I just bought the Powerball tonight because fuck it I want to buy a big house, retire and spend my days smoking meats, tending to my plants and open a backyard petting zoo full of cute fluffy animals.

Anyone else have a 'I do not get paid enough for this shit' moment this week and also bought a ticket too ?

Edit: I didn't win, back to work tomorrow night.

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