Hi there,
Just like it says on the tin, I'm hoping to meet a smart and snarky woman who is looking for a boner donor. If you enjoy a penis while having sexual intercourse, and are into straight Black men, then great. Consider sexual intercourse with me.
Why choose me aside from having a phallus?
I am married and vetted; someone chose this dick for all eternity. But, if you act now, you get the rest of me for a limited time.
I am witty and snarky as fuck. I have always been too smart for my own good. Ask me about the Roman empire and learn all about that rascal Publius Clodius Pulcher. Quo usque, y'all.
I have had a vasectomy, so if you cannot use hormonal birth control, I am a pretty safely solid ride if your favored method fails.
I don't have high expectations here. I am otherwise a regular professional with a professional job. No one would ever clock me as kinky. I work out but also enjoy pizza if you catch my drift. My marriage is open, and I have no children. I am mostly looking for a subby friends with benefits, and a strong emphasis on friendship. Really. Making friends is hard.
My dominant side has been described as creatively sadistic. Even when my dick loses its novelty, hopefully our inside jokes never will!
Come say hi. Being funny is highly encouraged. We all risk rejection/in the hope of connection. I'm up for that risk if you are.
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