Greetings Fellow Humans!

I, Informal-Cucumber130 have travelled far, from a small place called the Andromeda Galaxy.... No, wait, from the United Kingdom!

I have come here in search of someone I met many millenniums ago, or rather I should say I haven't met this person yet but due to our unique connection it feels like we've already met. In your terms a soulmate though I prefer the term perfect partner, I'm looking for the Formal Cucumber to my Informal Cucumber.

-=-=-=-=-=- About Me-=-=-=-=-=-

Despite the Cucumber name, I'm not actually a Cucumber. I may be millions of years old but I have the appearance of a 28 year old.... I mean I'm 28 years old. I'm from the the United Kingdom and have a British Accent for those who like that sort of thing.

Appearance Wise

Picture a Cucumber.... though in your society I am nearer to Shrek, no not that Shrek, the Human version of Shrek, because I am Human after all! Imagine tall, dad bod and handsome, though drop the handsome, make the height 6'0, the eyes Blue, the hair more straight and you got yourself an Informal Cucumber! Sometimes I have stubble, other times I have a rubbish beard, it's usually in-between. I am also a natural Cucumber, meaning no Tattoos, Piercings or Body Modifications in any way, unless you count a previous broken wrist and some scars from childhood when the salad nation came shudders I don't talk about that period.

Personality Wise

I'm Introverted and prefer staying in than going out to a bar or something, that also means I don't drink, smoke or do any drugs unless you count Soothers when I have a cold.

I'm Adventurous and like exploring and traveling, family holidays were always exciting.

I'm Creative as seen by this post, I like writing and creating things and you can see some previous posts for my writing skills.

I'm Curious and am always up for learning or trying something new just to see if I like it or not.

I'm Independent and have my own place to live so I sort of have to be haha, though I guess this means I'm domesticated too right?

I'm Open / Open Minded so I'm an open book or Cucumber and have nothing to hide as well as being open-minded to new ideas and stuff.

I'm Playful and like having a laugh and making people laugh, sometimes my own cluelessness makes people laugh though I also love a good prank.

For a Cucumber I'm Laid Back and that's saying something, I have been told I'm that laid back I could fall over and that's probably true but at the same time I don't mind being on my back.

My star sign is Aquarius for those that are into that.

Mr personality type is INJT-A / INTJ - T for those that are into that as well.

I also Like Dogs so yeah, if you don't then we're probably not a good Cucumber combination, do like cats though not as much as dogs.

Hobbies

My hobbies include Cooking, this can be seen by a few posts I have made previously, though it's not everything I can cook.

I play Video Games so if you play Minecraft, GTA, Assassins Creed or many more, I'm your Cucumber.

I like watching Movies, TV & YouTube and would love to cuddle on the sofa and watch something whether it be something from Marvel, Doctor Who, James Bond or more, I'm open to watching anything.

I guess another hobby would be Cleaning though I think this may be a lot of other peoples indirect hobby as well, unless you're rich enough to afford a cleaner, Shame, Can I have one?

I also like Gardening, I don't have the best garden but I like keeping it tidy, that's gardening right?

I'm not sure where these fit so I'll just put them at the end of this section.

I can drive and have my own car so let's go on a random driving adventure and see where we turn up.

I have a full time office job which pays the bills and allows me to afford my lavish Cucumber hot tub parties, it is just me that goes but I have fun!

I would also like some little Cucumber children at some point in the future so if you don't, yeah probably not going to work.

Partner Goals

In regards to my perfect Formal Cucumber I mainly go for personality over appearance though if you look like a Cucumber, wowzah!

But yeah, everyone has their own sort of basic requirements, so here's mine.

You should be Female / MTF and either Human / Alien / Cucumber I don't judge.

Your age should be around mine give or take a few millenniums, though in human ages this is between 23 - 33.

As I'm from the Andromeda Galaxy.... I mean Earth, I can cover large distances so you can be anywhere on the planet, though I would stretch to Universe if we want to go to extreme lengths, meaning I am open to LDRs as long as there is a plan to close the gap eventually.

As I'm open minded I'd like you to be open minded as well so we can add some spice to our future Cucumber parties.

Also as I don't smoke, drink or do drugs, I'm not looking for someone who does though drinking is fine, the other two, no thanks.

Relationship Goals

I have previously written a very detailed post about my dream relationship which you can find here THE POST I would recommend checking that out.

So Long, and Thanks for All the Cucumbers

So yeah, that's it for my message to you, if you found this and feel like sending me a message I look forward to receiving it. I understand this may not be for everyone and that's okay, I wanted to be different and funny.

If you do go to my profile and look around, then yeah, the stuff there is what I like, if that doesn't deter you from messaging me then don't just say "Hey" or "Hi", add some words, express yourself, though if you have read it all and know the references there is a number you should send me, you might already know it, if not, shame.

Informal Cucumber Out! Mic Drop and walks off stage Oh it's the other way? Walks back on stage to the other side where the exit door is.