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I noticed all maltomeal cereals sound like LGBT euphemisms. Cereal makes me feel both hungry and lonely...
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I want a cute hooman to offer me off-brand lucky charms and ask me to be their "Marshmallow Matey" as long as they're not a cig smoker or expect me to keep or drink alcohol in the house I'd go out with them. ;3

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Marshmallow matey is everything lmao

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