Originally for Theme Thursday: Wonder

"Does that one look like a hunter to you?"

"Could be, could be. Give me a point of reference."

"So those three bright stars? Those are his belt."

"Pretty wide shoulders, though."

"Shut up. Unless you have a better idea?"

"Nope, nope, The Hunter is a good name for it. Hang on... Orion! The stupid shoulders look just like Orion."

"We can't just name it after a specific hunter! No one will have the slightest idea who that is in a few hundred years."

"We're naming a piece of the sky for him, do you think anyone will forget?"

"You... may have a point. Next, those 'L' and 'Y' shaped ones."

"Whatever. Let's just say that one's a ram, that one's a crab, that one's a bull, and that one's a fish."

"Can you at least pretend to care about this?"

"No. They're lines. I was happy calling them line one, two, three and four."

"You said a bent line was a fish."

"Fine, fine, we'll say it's two fish, one for each side of the bend, but that's my final offer."

"I hate you."

"I know."

"We've still got a huge list to get through, but for the sake of my sanity, and the sanity of anyone who has to learn this, let's make this the last one for tonight. It seems to be pretty straightforward, it's obviously a ladle."

"Agreed. But let's call it a bear."

"No. No, no, no, no, no. It's even close to another, smaller ladle. We can call them the big ladle and the little ladle, and it would just work."

"Counterpoint. We could call them the big bear and the little bear just as easily."

"I hate you."