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46 [M4F] 20190 - Crappy Movie, Not Crappy Fun
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sharperthansticks is a male age 46 looking for a female in DMV/DC/NOVA
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I'm a late-40s guy living in the Reston/Herndon area who works from home and relaxes by taking walks around the neighborhood; listening to comedy, economics, and political podcasts (for instance, podcasters Tim Dillon and Theo Von, as well as the podcasts of "Reason Magazine" and "Words and Numbers"); and talking to my long-distance friends on the phone. (Yup, I'm a phone talker.) I also enjoy crappy reality TV (though I'm not particularly enjoying "Love is Blind" season 7), and teaching myself new skills. I don't cook many things, but the things I do cook are tasty and usually garner compliments. Sports are not my thing, but I do have a very masculine look and am not timid by a longshot, which means that I have no problem talking with people in social gatherings, though I also lose interest very quickly when I'm asking all of the questions in a conversation.

I like racy ladies with high libidos. The scenario that I'm looking to play out with you is the two of us meeting for the first time in a movie theater. I'll be dressed conventionally for a man, while you'll be dressed in a skirt and a top with no bra or panties. We'll coordinate beforehand to meet in the back row of a crappy movie, and we'll both bring jackets. We'll meet for the first time in the theater, in the dark, and we'll make out, with hands and mouths slithering all over the place. I'd like this to turn into my fingering you while you lean over and take me into your mouth, or you could kneel in the row and take me in your mouth. Depending on how things go, we could leave and go to your place or mine. If you have a capacious mouth capable of slowly deepthroating some girth, and you take instructions well, I may just make you my girlfriend on the spot. :-)

If you're interested, please tell me a bit about yourself, and send a photo or two or three. They can be PG or NSFW. I'll respond with my photos.

Happy hunting, everyone!

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