Kinda asking this just to poke fun at the current situation of Disney saying that man can't sue them because the terms and conditions of his Disney trial says he can't.

Like, say that either on the back or in some fine print on the front, it said something along the lines of:

"Autographing or signing this item means you comply with all of these terms regardless if you read all of them or not, and autographing this item henceforth requires you to give the person who owns this page $1,000,000,000 in United States Dollar currency or in Bitcoin equivalent no later than three days after the item was autographed." and some other legal mumbo jumbo.

Could that actually hold in court and I'll walk away a rich man?