Here is one of mine. I got a call from one of my friends around 2:40 am. He had run out of gasoline and had been trying to get to a convenient store station to get fuel and was trying to push his car up a small hill towards it. When I got there, I pulled into the greyhound bus parking lot. I planned on walking out into the street to help him. As I am getting out of my car, I saw a police car come down the hill and quickly stopped by my friends car. After the police officer got out, I walked over to were my friend was. It was summer and the night was humid and still hot. My friend had his window rolled down and you could see baggies all over the inside of his car. They were on the passenger seat and thrown onto the backseat. Each one with residue inside, lol. But I knew exactly what the bags contained. When the officer saw those baggies he asked my friend what they were and what for? I guess the officer thought my friend was a coke or crystal meth dealer.

The officer already had some suspicion so he asked to search my friend's car which of course he consented too. The officer opened and sniffed a few bags and they were just used to put potato chips in that my friend would eat on his lunch break in the car. He would just toss them in there. I am laughing because I knew it was potato chip residue. So the cop was satisfied with that but then the cop asked if he could search the trunk.

Again, my friend said yes. My friend opened the trunk and gasped, so I was now I was thinking wtf? The cop has his light shining in the trunk and there, partly tucked by the spare tire, is a neatly rolled up beach towel. I had no idea what else was in it but I guess the cop heard my buddy gasp in surprise when he opened the trunk, that again the cop's suspicion grew over something.

When the cop asked my friend what was in the towel my friend said, "I don't think you you want to know?" The officer replied with, "Oh, really?" and then took the towel out and began to unroll it like he was going to find a stash or evidence of something highly illegal. Maybe about 3/4 of the way of him unrolling the towel, the surprise contraband rolled out and dropped onto the street near the cop's feet. It was a huge, black dildo. Thick, with all they blood veins shining and glistening proudly under the streetlights and even more intently under the officer's flashlight.

All I heard was an "Ughhhh", as the officer quickly stepped back like he was being attacked, lol. I busted out laughing, my friend was dying in laughter and then the cop started laughing too. He looked at my friend and he tells him, "ok, you win". The cop and I pushed the car up the hill to the gasoline station, which was about 75 feet up on top of the hill.

Even though I was embarrassed for my friend I almost died from laughter afterwards. That dildo was a gift that all of us friends pitched in for and bought for him as a gag gift for his birthday which happened about a month before. I never knew he had it wrapped up in a beach towel, in his car trunk until that night.