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/u/ang1019 on /r/FirstWorldAnarchists promises to turn off a light that says "Leave On!" for 50 upvotes.
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/u/ang1019 promises to flip a switch that has a sign saying "Leave On!" for 50 upvotes. He is currently at 3215 upvotes. Let's see if he delivers.

UPDATE: He promises to flip it on either Wednesday or Sunday. He most likely intends to bamboozle us, given the vague nature of his promise, but I have given him a friendly reminder to make him change his mind.

UPDATE 2: He says that it is a Bamboozle Free Guarantee. He only has a 5% chance of delivering and 95% of bamboozlers claim that their promises are Bamboozle Free Guarantees. This means that we have a 190% chance of being bamboozled.

UPDATE 3: He now wants an extension until next Sunday. It appears that my previous calculations were correct and we are definitely going to be bamboozled. I have begun preparing the paperwork for a /r/KarmaCourt case.

UPDATE 4: He claims that he will probably flip it on Wednesday. This can be interpreted as a deliberate and calculated attempt to build up hype. I predict that he will not flip the switch then move the date again on Sunday to keep us on the edge of our seats until we fall into the Pit of Uninterest. /r/BamboozleBets

UPDATE 5: In a statement that I have totally not taken out of context, he admits that [the upcoming bamboozle] was worth it for that sweet, sweet karma.

UPDATE 6: He fully expects to be lynched by a mob carrying extra heavy pitchforks for not flipping the switch already. I would like to clarify that we will only lynch him after /r/KarmaCourt reaches a guilty verdict for either bamboozlement or conformity, whichever charge sticks.

UPDATE 7: Its Wednesday my dudes. He still hasn't delivered.

CONCLUSION: He delivered! Filthy conformist...

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